Even though it gains pleasure from squishing my spine. And you, the potentially non-existant reader gets a once in a lifetime chance to hear me rant and rave about my Horrible, Horrible Family Vacation. Yeah, I know, regular schedule schools do that. We can all wear spiffy space-suits and feel all superiour to all those stupid earthlings. Moving on, I finaly managed to coax my sister (I'm tired of writing Mrs. X) to tentativly guess that America fought in the Civil War. See, very weird. Why not click on the Very Weird Stuff link to see more, or click on the music link? We made a guild, and I wrote out the transcripts of the first ever Asparagus War in narrative form (mock epic, very cheesey) Since it's very, very long, I'll post it here to meet my imaginary word quota for the day! of toilet paper, to do everything. OF FREAKIN' COURSE IT WAS FREE! No matter how long and twisted they get, they do not wilt, wither, or drag; they run river-like, turning around in asides, outraging themselves and doubling and tripling back. Pretty cool, huh? Ice cream trucks! I have an extra-special rant for you all today, to celebrate the new domain name! The author's vision was unique in that only he put biscuits and death in the same sentence. isnt paying attention. NowI know what you guys are thinkingsome of those items on that list are gonna be hard to find. Don't Ignore Sites? By the way, TAB is a worthwhile, community-service organization. I've finnally figured out sorta, maybe, kinda, how to do stuff to make it more real. Still no? Okay. Oh, speaking of insane, I STILL need those much needed supplies for the Official Flaming-Chickens Lunar Colony! And John F. Kennedy (JFK) was an alien bent on global domination. You don't have the best life of your counterparts, but you don't have the worst either. We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. I sincerely appologize if anyone is offended by my view of memorization. become not entertained, the Patron Saint of Paper Clips will be forced to take drastic measures. Even if I put it in a less chaotic, more user-friendly format people would still ignore this because it involves: reading. If you don't like it, start your own longest text ever. Okay. And still frustrated. I'm tired. Hello, everyone! What? In obscure cookbooks. Sowhen the oracle said that the choice had already been made, she was completely correct. Ooooooooooooo! HA! you will all suffer as i have suffered when and if you graduate. Unsubscribe at any time. Someday, I'm gonna snap and just delete this entire thing. AND I DONT BLAME YOU!! )so you can travel to the 5th Dimension like our scientists almost did. To make up quotes from the non-existent Flaming Chicken Handbook, which Im sure you have a copy of. about my site, and called me weird. One guy was a "shock therepy" patienthe was a good actor. She promptly borrowed $1 to help with the waitresses tip(This part I'm not being sarcastic about) All in all it was a night I'll remember forever (as the lowest point in "family outing"history, except for that time my mom dragged me to a church thing on the concept of truth.) The only reason the makers of Cheese-Nips don't get sued is because of the tast difference and Cheese Nips are made of real "cheese" rather than cheez. Now sure, I could have won more than 500 at some game in which you don't have to pay to play.
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